David Coats Blog

Sitting on the tube late on Thursday evening, wearing my suit and wrinkling my forehead under the bright lights of the carriage, I realised, in the distorted reflection of the double paned window in front of me, I looked like a young Jose Mourinio. I sat enjoying the image for some time until a fat bastard sat down in front of me at Oxford Street, obscuring my view. Reputedly, Jose Mourinio has the evil gene - do I?

Imagine you have just told your ex-partner by email you are seeing someone else. You casually check his/her web based diary (3/11/06 12:31) only to see a link to a domain, originally bought for you, containing the phrase ‘home made porn’. Imagine the feeling - your stomach twists, your heart skips a few beats, your throat goes dry. You might even break out in a cold sweat of fear and panic. Do you click the link? No, you wait. You try to continue on with your work - try to concentrate - but it sits there in the back of your mind, plaguing your every thought. The pulses through your body continue for a while whilst your temporary tachycardic state continues. You finally click later that night (4/11/06 00:37) when you are alone - to find ‘content coming soon’. Do you feel relief? No content yet - but could there be? Could he/she really do such a thing? The twist in your stomach remains.

Kind of exactly how it feels casually checking your emails on a Monday morning, only to find out the love your lost to ‘experience being single’ is with another.

Conveying a feeling through written word and understanding that feeling is not easy. One has to interact with a feeling - experience it first hand to really understand. I’m not proud of my evil little prank (content will never be added to the domain - sorry lads!) but the satisfaction of knowing I passed on some of how I was feeling helped me giggle my way through my own temporary tachycardic state of the last few days. Thanks blog. How very Web 2.0. Maybe you have a purpose in life now - a sinister evil purpose. Or maybe I just needed to get something off my chest!

So - thats the end of that. Closure - on with my life - moving on to better things! No more talk of ex’s and no more drying my laundry on this site! I met two lovely girls last night - Felicity and Kazia. We’re off to Lewes this afternoon - at which I will be a celebrity! Sussex police estimate 100,000 will decend on Lewes for the annual fireworks celebrations. This week, over 20,000 individual visitors have viewed my Lewes Fireworks page. That means 1 in 5 people present will potentially have heard of me! Better keep a low profile or I might get mobbed. Especially looking like Jose Mourinio!

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